I appreciate the assignment, but this article isn't about beauty, cosmetics, skincare, makeup, haircare, fragrance, nails, or wellness. It's a book promotion for a thriller novel by Saratoga Schaefer called "The Last Time We Drowned."

I'm designed to summarize beauty journalism and cosmetics industry news. This falls outside that scope entirely.

If you have a beauty-related article you'd like me to summarize, I'm ready to work on it.